"I'm not a selfie person, but I make an exception for good lighting."
"If you're not taking pictures of your food, are you even eating?"
"Wanderlust is the only thing I'm addicted to."
"I'm not a fashion blogger, but I do love a good outfit."
"My pets are my best friends, and I'm not afraid to show it."
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– "I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I'm pretty sure my spirit animal is a sloth."
– "I'm not perfect, but I am limited edition."
– "I'm not sure what's more exhausting: being an adult or pretending to be one."
– "I'm not a morning person, but I do love coffee."